ovisdraconae:

luminouslullaby:

treecko007:

adamn-it-jensen:

team borderlands 2

Kingdom sonic

Pokemon Crossing

The Sims:  The Fall

Tales of Dawngate
Or, maybe, more clearly: Tomegate

ovisdraconae:

luminouslullaby:

treecko007:

adamn-it-jensen:

team borderlands 2

Kingdom sonic

Pokemon Crossing

The Sims:  The Fall

Tales of Dawngate

Or, maybe, more clearly: Tomegate

Here’s how I imagine Dave and Karkat’s first private conversation after the meteor launched from the Green Sun went.

DAVE: dude

DAVE: you seriously thought a year was only two weeks

KARKAT: WHAT?

DAVE: you seriously thought that ive only existed for like

DAVE: 26 weeks

DAVE: hahaha man

DAVE: do i look like a zombie plague to you

KARKAT: ACTUALLY, WITH YOUR DIURNAL HABITS, YOU KIND OF DO.

DAVE: what

KARKAT: ANYWAYS, NO, YOU FLABBERGASTING IDIOT, OF COURSE I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ABOUT MY AGE. I JUST FORGOT EXACTLY HOW LONG A YEAR WAS. ALL I REMEMBERED WAS THAT IT WAS A LOT SHORTER THAN A SWEEP. I’VE KNOWN ABOUT YOUR SPECIES FOR ALL OF A FUCKING DAY, I’M NOT SUDDENLY A GODDAMN EXPERT ON IT.

DAVE: ok but how do you go from its shorter to its almost nothing

KARKAT: DAVE, YOUR HERCULEAN LACK OF INTELLECT IS OF NO SURPRISE TO ME, YET SIMULTANEOUSLY IMMENSELY INFURIATING.

KARKAT: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW YOUR RIDICULOUS GODDAMN CALENDAR WORKS WHEN I’VE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR A DAY?

KARKAT: A DAY, MIGHT I REMIND YOU, THAT HAS BEEN FRAUGHT WITH LETHAL DANGER ON MULTIPLE FRONTS!

DAVE: dude you can learn a lot in a day

DAVE: like i know that a sweep is a little longer than two years

KARKAT: OKAY THEN, MISTER EINSTEIN BRAINIAC XENOANTHROPOLOGIST, TELL ME HOW MANY SEASONS ARE IN A SWEEP, WHAT THEY ARE CALLED, AND WHAT ORDER THEY COME IN, ALONG WITH WHEN THE BILUNAR PERIGEES HAPPEN.

DAVE: uh

DAVE: bilunar what

KARKAT: EXACTLY.

KARKAT: DUMBASS.

DAVE: whatever man

DAVE: you had our whole lives in front of you as evidence

KARKAT: ALSO DIDN’T YOU HAVE LIKE FIVE DAYS TO DO SHIT, BECAUSE OF YOUR OBNOXIOUS TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS?

KARKAT: TEREZI COULD HAVE TAUGHT YOU THE WHOLE SYSTEM IN THAT TIME!

DAVE: but she didnt because shes not a horrible sadist

DAVE: wait no scratch that

DAVE: shes just not horrible

DAVE: also that would have been boring

DAVE: probably for her too

DAVE: and completely irrelevant

KARKAT: HOW IS IT IRRELEVANT?

KARKAT: YOU’RE THE KNIGHT OF FUCKING TIME. CALENDRICAL SYSTEMS ARE ABSOLUTELY RELEVANT TO YOU.

DAVE: the fuck am i gonna do with a calendar

DAVE: like throw the months at imps like goddamn shurikens or something

DAVE: maybe fold them into airplanes

DAVE: paint little time gears on their wings

DAVE: bomb the shit out of imp dresden

DAVE: welcome to sburb war 2

DAVE: idiotic edition

KARKAT: MAYBE?

KARKAT: YOU COULD AFFORD TO BE CREATIVE, INSTEAD OF JUST SPOUTING OFF HORRIBLE CANNED ELECTRONIC MUSIC.

DAVE: oh hell no

KARKAT: OR MAYBE YOU CAN FOLD THE CALENDAR INTO A SWORD AND THEN HAVE IT BREAK IN HALF ON THE IMP’S HEAD LIKE A COMPLETE JACKASS.

KARKAT: AND THEN YOU CAN SHOVE THAT BROKEN CALENDAR SWORD INTO YOUR NOOK!

DAVE: oh shit karkat it is on now

KARKAT: NO, IT IS NOT “ON”, YOU DOLT.

KARKAT: THERE IS NO COMPETITION HERE.

KARKAT: THERE IS ONLY ME, YOU, AND YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER DEVASTATION AT MY SUPERIOR CAPACITY FOR INSULT.

DAVE: more like

DAVE: your superior capacity for completely flipping your shit at even the slightest thing

KARKAT: YES.

KARKAT: MY SHIT BEING FLIPPED TENDS TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE AFOREMENTIONED UTTER DEVASTATION I INFLICT.

DAVE: no it just makes you look frail and insecure

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK.

DAVE: like a tiny grub wiggler

DAVE: uh

DAVE: doing whatever it is they do

DAVE: in a hilariously incompetent way

KARKAT: AHAHA. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.

DAVE: yeah but heres the thing

DAVE: since when do i ever

KARKAT: ………..

KARKAT: YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT, STRIDER.

KARKAT: GODDAMNIT.

DAVE: like you should listen in next time rose and i talk sports

DAVE: its embarrassing

KARKAT: SHUT UP.

DAVE: you would get such a kick out of it

KARKAT: I SAID SHUT UP.

DAVE: nah

KARKAT: GODDAMNIT I’M FUCKING LEAVING NOW, TO DO SOMETHING SENSIBLE WITH KANAYA OR SOMETHING, I DON’T KNOW. YOU CAN BE A DUMBASS ON YOUR OWN.

DAVE: k


Yeah, it kinda got out of hand. But, well, it’s a Dave and Karkat conversation, so I think that’s kind of to be expected.

thedarkkonoha:

dokidokiprettycure:

Yo. Thought I’d let you guys know that they’re planning on tricking us into deleting out System 32, which would render our computers useless.
Don’t fall for it.

Okay so 4chan users are willing to go as far as destroying multiple people’s equipment because of this little ‘fight’ over the internet.
I guess we should warn people in case they fall for it. 


Do I want to know what this “fight” is about?

thedarkkonoha:

dokidokiprettycure:

Yo. Thought I’d let you guys know that they’re planning on tricking us into deleting out System 32, which would render our computers useless.

Don’t fall for it.

Okay so 4chan users are willing to go as far as destroying multiple people’s equipment because of this little ‘fight’ over the internet.

I guess we should warn people in case they fall for it. 

Do I want to know what this “fight” is about?

Esmerelda: Help your computer with the burning. Set it on fire.
player2.setname “Esmerelda Salazar”
TEN TIMES HOTTER THAN THE CORE OF THE SUN
Zoey: Investigate your room.
WTF Tumblr?

zeroprincess:

Ok, so tumblr apparently has problems with animated gifs, so I’m just gonna link to the MSPA Forums Thread for the rest of today’s update, and for the future. I’ll probably start mirroring this on MSPAFA instead at some point.

NEW ADVENTURE

So hey, I have a new adventure going. It’s called The Legend of Zero Princess. It’s about love and doom.

Here’s the Tumblr Mirror.

Here’s the MSPA Forums Thread.

yo heres A POME
i wrot
make sur 2 veiw image full

yo heres A POME

i wrot

make sur 2 veiw image full