sunshien:

glutenfreevodka:

wdya:

Someone with an IP address sourcing to the House of Representatives just edited the Orange Is the New Black Wikipedia page with the telling summary of “not a woman.”

That’s right, this Congressman edited out a sentence hailing the show for including “the first ever women-in-prison narrative to be played by a real transgender woman.”  What did he replace it with?  Hate speech.

The Congressman called Cox a “man pretending to be a woman,” and linked to an offensive article by National Review Online aptly titled “Laverne Cox Is Not a Woman.”

The change has since been reversed and the IP address has been banned from editing Wikipedia for a month, but you can see the original edit he made in the link above.

The change was spotted by a Twitter bot which tweets out links any time a Congressional IP address edits Wikipedia.

Spread this like wildfire.

(articles on The A.V. Club, Yahoo, and NY Daily News)

Oh my god

i don’t know if everyone else knows about this or not, but i just went onto the twitterbot’s page and this is not just about laverne cox, someone from congress has been editing multiple articles concerning transgender people (mostly women) and laverne was probably the first trans celebrity they could think of, other edits have been made including:

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this is not just about laverne cox, do not just make it about laverne cox, this is not one person being transphobic towards a celebrity we like, there is someone in congress with an agenda of misinformation actively trying to slander the trans community through wikipedia.

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow: Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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FISH CANNON.

Prince of Time

Does anyone else who subscribes to BKEW’s theories think this title is kind of silly? Like, okay, Time is the aspect of destruction. A Prince of Time destroys destruction. They are a destroyer who destroys destruction. They’re just asking to blow themselves up or some shit. Even more ridiculous: A Prince of Time also destroys through destruction! Yo dawg, I herd u liek destruction, so I put some destruction in your destruction so you can destroy while you destroy. I am just imagining an idiotic Prince of Time with five bajillion time clones just going completely kamikaze on shit.

ovisdraconae:

battledad:

wolfnanaki:

sturmtruppen:

songoharotto:

Wait, so Shayamalama wasn’t the one ultimately to blame for ruining this movie?  Reality has just been turned upside down.

What a twist!

So M Night was one of the very few people on the team who actually cared, but corporate executives fucked everything up to the point where he gave up?

That’s…actually really sad, especially since everyone blames HIM for the disaster.

The greatest Shyamalan twist of them all.

It’s a pretty good insight into actual problems in the movie industry.

Goddamnit.

dehydrate-back-into-minerals:

adriofthedead:

boogans:

lepetitdragon:

krakenqueen:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

Excuse me, important announcement to make, WATCH IT.

Every video I see of the american woodcock has never disappointed me

I’m hoping to post a new drawing tomorrow but please watch this bird video for now

this is how I think the one with the cat should have ended

THIS IS BY MY FRIEND
spazzth
!! (Aka
spazzdhn
!!)

welp

ovisdraconae:

luminouslullaby:

treecko007:

adamn-it-jensen:

team borderlands 2

Kingdom sonic

Pokemon Crossing

The Sims:  The Fall

Tales of Dawngate
Or, maybe, more clearly: Tomegate

ovisdraconae:

luminouslullaby:

treecko007:

adamn-it-jensen:

team borderlands 2

Kingdom sonic

Pokemon Crossing

The Sims:  The Fall

Tales of Dawngate

Or, maybe, more clearly: Tomegate

Here’s how I imagine Dave and Karkat’s first private conversation after the meteor launched from the Green Sun went.

DAVE: dude

DAVE: you seriously thought a year was only two weeks

KARKAT: WHAT?

DAVE: you seriously thought that ive only existed for like

DAVE: 26 weeks

DAVE: hahaha man

DAVE: do i look like a zombie plague to you

KARKAT: ACTUALLY, WITH YOUR DIURNAL HABITS, YOU KIND OF DO.

DAVE: what

KARKAT: ANYWAYS, NO, YOU FLABBERGASTING IDIOT, OF COURSE I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ABOUT MY AGE. I JUST FORGOT EXACTLY HOW LONG A YEAR WAS. ALL I REMEMBERED WAS THAT IT WAS A LOT SHORTER THAN A SWEEP. I’VE KNOWN ABOUT YOUR SPECIES FOR ALL OF A FUCKING DAY, I’M NOT SUDDENLY A GODDAMN EXPERT ON IT.

DAVE: ok but how do you go from its shorter to its almost nothing

KARKAT: DAVE, YOUR HERCULEAN LACK OF INTELLECT IS OF NO SURPRISE TO ME, YET SIMULTANEOUSLY IMMENSELY INFURIATING.

KARKAT: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW YOUR RIDICULOUS GODDAMN CALENDAR WORKS WHEN I’VE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR A DAY?

KARKAT: A DAY, MIGHT I REMIND YOU, THAT HAS BEEN FRAUGHT WITH LETHAL DANGER ON MULTIPLE FRONTS!

DAVE: dude you can learn a lot in a day

DAVE: like i know that a sweep is a little longer than two years

KARKAT: OKAY THEN, MISTER EINSTEIN BRAINIAC XENOANTHROPOLOGIST, TELL ME HOW MANY SEASONS ARE IN A SWEEP, WHAT THEY ARE CALLED, AND WHAT ORDER THEY COME IN, ALONG WITH WHEN THE BILUNAR PERIGEES HAPPEN.

DAVE: uh

DAVE: bilunar what

KARKAT: EXACTLY.

KARKAT: DUMBASS.

DAVE: whatever man

DAVE: you had our whole lives in front of you as evidence

KARKAT: ALSO DIDN’T YOU HAVE LIKE FIVE DAYS TO DO SHIT, BECAUSE OF YOUR OBNOXIOUS TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS?

KARKAT: TEREZI COULD HAVE TAUGHT YOU THE WHOLE SYSTEM IN THAT TIME!

DAVE: but she didnt because shes not a horrible sadist

DAVE: wait no scratch that

DAVE: shes just not horrible

DAVE: also that would have been boring

DAVE: probably for her too

DAVE: and completely irrelevant

KARKAT: HOW IS IT IRRELEVANT?

KARKAT: YOU’RE THE KNIGHT OF FUCKING TIME. CALENDRICAL SYSTEMS ARE ABSOLUTELY RELEVANT TO YOU.

DAVE: the fuck am i gonna do with a calendar

DAVE: like throw the months at imps like goddamn shurikens or something

DAVE: maybe fold them into airplanes

DAVE: paint little time gears on their wings

DAVE: bomb the shit out of imp dresden

DAVE: welcome to sburb war 2

DAVE: idiotic edition

KARKAT: MAYBE?

KARKAT: YOU COULD AFFORD TO BE CREATIVE, INSTEAD OF JUST SPOUTING OFF HORRIBLE CANNED ELECTRONIC MUSIC.

DAVE: oh hell no

KARKAT: OR MAYBE YOU CAN FOLD THE CALENDAR INTO A SWORD AND THEN HAVE IT BREAK IN HALF ON THE IMP’S HEAD LIKE A COMPLETE JACKASS.

KARKAT: AND THEN YOU CAN SHOVE THAT BROKEN CALENDAR SWORD INTO YOUR NOOK!

DAVE: oh shit karkat it is on now

KARKAT: NO, IT IS NOT “ON”, YOU DOLT.

KARKAT: THERE IS NO COMPETITION HERE.

KARKAT: THERE IS ONLY ME, YOU, AND YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER DEVASTATION AT MY SUPERIOR CAPACITY FOR INSULT.

DAVE: more like

DAVE: your superior capacity for completely flipping your shit at even the slightest thing

KARKAT: YES.

KARKAT: MY SHIT BEING FLIPPED TENDS TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE AFOREMENTIONED UTTER DEVASTATION I INFLICT.

DAVE: no it just makes you look frail and insecure

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK.

DAVE: like a tiny grub wiggler

DAVE: uh

DAVE: doing whatever it is they do

DAVE: in a hilariously incompetent way

KARKAT: AHAHA. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.

DAVE: yeah but heres the thing

DAVE: since when do i ever

KARKAT: ………..

KARKAT: YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT, STRIDER.

KARKAT: GODDAMNIT.

DAVE: like you should listen in next time rose and i talk sports

DAVE: its embarrassing

KARKAT: SHUT UP.

DAVE: you would get such a kick out of it

KARKAT: I SAID SHUT UP.

DAVE: nah

KARKAT: GODDAMNIT I’M FUCKING LEAVING NOW, TO DO SOMETHING SENSIBLE WITH KANAYA OR SOMETHING, I DON’T KNOW. YOU CAN BE A DUMBASS ON YOUR OWN.

DAVE: k


Yeah, it kinda got out of hand. But, well, it’s a Dave and Karkat conversation, so I think that’s kind of to be expected.

thedarkkonoha:

dokidokiprettycure:

Yo. Thought I’d let you guys know that they’re planning on tricking us into deleting out System 32, which would render our computers useless.
Don’t fall for it.

Okay so 4chan users are willing to go as far as destroying multiple people’s equipment because of this little ‘fight’ over the internet.
I guess we should warn people in case they fall for it. 


Do I want to know what this “fight” is about?

thedarkkonoha:

dokidokiprettycure:

Yo. Thought I’d let you guys know that they’re planning on tricking us into deleting out System 32, which would render our computers useless.

Don’t fall for it.

Okay so 4chan users are willing to go as far as destroying multiple people’s equipment because of this little ‘fight’ over the internet.

I guess we should warn people in case they fall for it. 

Do I want to know what this “fight” is about?

Esmerelda: Help your computer with the burning. Set it on fire.
player2.setname “Esmerelda Salazar”